Underworld vs. Twilight

Everyone knows all the hype about the Twilight series. From fan sites to filling up shelves at stores, the twilight fever is everywhere. Its either Edward (a sparkly "vampire") or Jacob (The lame excuse for a werewolf and all the girls like him because of his overly muscular body), I am proud to say that I am neither, I am team Underworld. There are so many reasons why Underworld is so much better than Twilight, so I'm just going to break it down, starting with the female leads, Selene and Bella.

     As well as extremely beautiful, Selene is extremely badass. Not only she has the immortal powers of a vampire, she also has weapons including guns (with silver nitrate ammunition), a silver throwing star, and a silver nitrate grenade. She is fearless and never backs down without a fight. She is also quite intelligent because she knew the truth about Lucian still being alive while everyone doubted her. She thought the love of her life, Michael was dead, she kept on trying to race Marcus to William's prison and wouldn't let her guard down. Unlike Bella, Selene is extremely tough and doesn't curl up in fetal position for months and jump off of a cliff when she thought Michael was gone. She even looks so much tougher than that stupid Bella! She is independent and doesn't always need her man with her at all times in order for her to function properly. Also, when being attacked, she fights back, while Bella does absolutely NOTHING and just lays down until Edward comes and saves her silly ass. SELENE ROCKS!

 Bella is just a mortal, nothing else. She has no powers, all she is is the damsel in distress in Twilight. She is clumsy and extremely timid. She is attached to Edward and acts as if she can't do anything without him. When Edward left her, all she did was just sit in fetal position all day and all night for months and jumped off a cliff. She can't fight, so basically she is just plain useless. She always sounds so depressed, except when she is with Edward. She is also not very pretty, yet she causes two guys to fight for her! Why would guys want to fight for her anyways, she is a woss and so annoying! All she does is just mope around,going all "I'm lonely, I can't do anything without Edward, I hate my life, there is no use for living if I don't have Edward, BLAHH, BLAHH, BLAHH" When she is under attack, all she does is lay down and scream until Edward comes and saves her. If it wasn't for edward, she would be long gone by now. She just plain annoys me with her dependent nature.

Hmm.. so lets see who is better. If I were to be keeping score, it would be Underworld (1) and Twilight (0). Now lets talk about the trailers for Underworld and Twilight..



These are the badass trailers of the Underworld movies: "Underworld", "Underworld Evolution", and
"Underworld: Rise of The Lycans" don't they look so much better than those stupid Twilight trailers?

Great trailers to amazing movies, now lets look at the trailers for the Twilight series

               Honestly, these trailers all look like cheesy romances with the damsel in distress and the guys have to save her sorry ass while she just lays down and waits while enemies tear her apart.

Now, lets compare the badass Underworld vampires with the sparkly Twilight "vampires"

In Underworld: The vampires DO NOT sparkle in the sunlight, instead they turn into ashes, like all traditional vampires. Not only they have super strength and being able to run really fast, the vampires actually have guns, swords, etc. to fight off their enemies. Their teeth are a lot more powerful, considering the vampire teeth in Twilight  look like just regular teeth. Although the Twilight vampires can go outside in the day time, they sure to make a fool of themselves while they sparkle like a little pixie.
                                                
                                                                  Selene

                                                                   Viktor

                                                                     Erika

And those pictures are some examples of how much better the Underworld Vampires are than the Twilight 

"Vampires" 

...Now lets look at the "vampires" from Twilight... Sure, they have the advantage of walking in sunlight, but they SPARKLE?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED IDEA IS THAT!!!! Vampires are supposed to be scary, not look like a pixie. The only vampires I actually do like in Twilight are the bad guys, including Victoria's army and The Volturi because they actually are badass. Edward Cullen is the lamest excuse of a vampire ever! He is way too lovestruck and the only thing he can do is prance, jump really high, and use his "super strength" (not super compared to the Underworld vampires) and most of all, he is UGLY! Twilight vampires are pussies compared to Underworld vampires and Selene could kick Edward's shiny ass in a heartbeat. 

ITS A PIXIE!

The Volturi.. badass but Underworld is so much better

HAHA! 

Now, lets look at the werewolves..

Underworld: 

And Twilight...

Video comparison:

........................................................................................................................And that is all

UNDERWORLD FTW!!!!!!!!!!!